guess what?

guess what i just found out?! i have a final exam tomorrow... good thing i checked, huh? meanwhile, i just came out of an exam today... i actually think that it went well... like if all my exams this semester had gone like that one, i wouldn’t even be worrying about passing... oh well... we’ll see what happens...

oh yeah... here’s my story about the zebra:
once upon a time there was a zebra named biff... his name was biff because his mother was from some eastern european country and when in her dark brand of zebra humor she decided to name her son “beef”, it sounded like “biff” and the nurse at the zebra hospital recorded “biff” as his official name... none of this mattered however, because once biff turned 18, he was going to city hall and changing his name to sly zeb funkenstein...

so anyways... one day biff went to the pier one to get some christmas gifts for his family (they have really cute candle holders)... but seeing as how pier one has lots of breakable things and since biff was a zebra that didn’t really have the capability of picking up delicate things without dropping them, he broke a bunch of stuff...

then the manager of pier one came out and was all like, ‘you break it! you buy it!’... but biff was like, ‘i can’t’... and the manager was like, ‘why not?’... and biff was like, ‘i’m a zebra... people don’t tend to give us money on account that we usually just eat it’..... well the clever manager scratched his chin and raised his eyebrow as if to smell what the rock was cookin’ while he thought up a way to remedy the situation..............



i’ll have to continue the story later, seeing as how i have a cumulative final tomorrow... and seeing as how i don’t know i should probably study... in the mean time... keep me in your prayers, whoever reads this.....