1007 lab reports in 4 days... i can do that...

‘can i speak to you for a minute?’, my t.a. asks during lab...

O MY GOD!!! i start thinking... hmm... what could it be about? could it be... the weather... it’s been pretty crazy lately... oh no... maybe it’s about that movie, ‘diary of a mad Black woman’... i hear it’s pretty good... could be... nope nope... it’s probably about how it’s 2 months into the semester and i haven’t turned in ONE lab report... no, not one...

i surreptitiously caught a glance of his grade sheet for me... it looked so neat... you know... because of the unbroken line of zeroes traversing down the page...

the instructor was like, ‘we need to fail you... we can’t give you a grade if you don’t turn anything in...’

but the t.a. goes (may God pour out blessings on him) , ‘but she’s been to every single lab, and she always does the work and she always does what she’s supposed to do while she’s in lab’... and his eyes got big in expectation...

so the instructor in his great mercy goes, ‘okay... turn in EVERYTHING you owe the t.a.... by monday... and i won’t fail you...’

PRAISE GOD! cuz even tho i’ma be bustin’ my back this weekend, i don’t deserve the opportunity to even do that... the only remaining issue is...

WHAT THE !@#$ IS MY PROBLEM?! who goes to every class... does all the work... and yes i did all the calculations and everything... but doesn’t turn anything in... it’s like i’m trying to sabotage myself! Lord, help me.....