‘i’ve been consuming large amounts of coke lately...’

due to my need to pass at least one class this semester, despite my inability to organize my life... i need to get off of sleep...

therefore i’ve been living off of nothing but pizza and various kinds colas- i’ve tried a little bit of everything... coke, coke with lime, pepsi twist, shasta, rally cola (giant generic), sam’s choice (got it from walmart), and pepsi with vanilla (carbonated heaven in a bottle)...

however, i guess i must have looked a little worn when i told my aunt about the large amounts of caffeine that i’d ingested because in response to the above statement, her eyes widened and her mouth dropped and she goes,

‘co.....CAINE!?!?’

i paused for a second, incredulous at the assumption that she had made... then i burst into raucous laughter... the good kind, that makes your stomach hurt...

‘no!’, i replied ‘co... ca cola!’... clearly she doesn’t know me... i don’t even like taking motrin for pain...

anyways... i’m once again at the end of a semester and failing most of my classes... i only have 4... isn’t it crazy? so i’ve decided (by ‘decided’ i mean ‘been persuaded’) to go to a psychologist...

my mother and a couple of my friends seem to think that i have A.D.D.... i don’t know if that’s the case, but i got sumthin! cuz it doesn’t make sense that i can’t do the simplest of tasks... like turn stuff in on time... or complete assignments... or keep on top of my schoolwork when i have more than two classes... oh well... we’ll see...