number 1

nobody loves me! no no... i know that’s not true... i just hate entering into my email account and finding that no one has sent me anything... whatever...

so i’ve been out of commission for a minute... so much has happened...

number one:
i was in a car accident... involving myself, a parking lot on a rainy night... and a pole... the pole was probably drunk... my face was damaged pretty bad, but my spirits weren’t...

‘oh my God! it’s a pole!’, he emt shouted as he wheeled me through the hospital to my room... he knew he could say something so tacky, cuz i’d been joking with him before... it was all good...

after much painful recovery, i no longer look like a monster... i’m back to normal now, short of a few scars that i pray will heal, but aren’t even that bad anyway...

my vehicle is gone, however... i got a new one... a tiny one in comparison to the van i was driving before... i'm still getting used to being so low to the ground...

but gas! how wonderful... i put 4 dollars in my tank and it filled like half of it! usually it took 30 something dollars to fill the other... and that was when gas was only 2 bucks a gallon!