reading rainbow was never like this

so last night i had a dream... it started off like the end of an episode of reading rainbow... then went terribly awry......

so levar burton had just finished his ending speech and then the scene panned upwards as if i were behind a camera... then i was in some sort of upstairs nook that had a bedroom in the middle and a bathroom on the side...

so i started choking so i couldn’t breathe well and so i went to the bathroom and took the trash can from underneath the sink and started pulling huge wads of paper towels out of my mouth... so big that i could hardly fit my fingers into my mouth to take them out...

then as i finally release them and throw them into the trash, while i’m drooling and slobbering all over (like when the dentist takes the cotton out of your mouth) i look over and find that i’m no longer in a bathroom... but in a bedroom... and who’s in the bed that’s right next to the sink? levar burton... watching me being gross!

so i’m really startled and embarrassed, but then i realize that he’s sleeping with his eyes open... so i move up close to him... and he has really pretty hazel eyes... well actually only one of them was... the other was kinda greenish gray and looked like glass...

anyway... he suddenly wakes up and grabs my arm and tells me to go to sleep... so i do... (there’s another twin bed sitting parallel to his)... so when i wake up i go to sit on the floor in front of his bed... (who knows why?)...

then he wakes up and touches my shoulders and grabs my arm and starts kissing it... (eeeewwwwwwwww)... and i was so disgusted that this old head that i didn’t know was kissing me and then my mother called my name and i woke up foreal...

except she hadn’t called me... i just dreamt that she did, but it sounded so real in my dream it was enough to wake me... so even after all that craziness i woke up calling ‘yes?!’ to nobody that was standing outside my door... weird... and slightly gross...

chi’s dreams are crazy and quite amusing... mine are straight up disturbing...