convo

me: what’s a docent?

t: ?

t: www.m-w.com will tell u

me: ohhhhhhhhhh... that’s what a docent is... what a stupid name for it...

t: do tell

t: or paste the definition

me: it’s a type of little yellow bird......

me: that eats hair.......

me: and small children......

me: just nibbles away at em......

t: shut up

me: researchers have theorized that they’re the true cause of male pattern baldness

me: you better watch out for them docents...

t: a person who leads guided tours especially through a museum or art gallery

t: u r a riot

me: so i’ve been told......

me: by you......

me: just now

t: or a professor

me: yeah, like i said... a docent is a tour guide, professor, or small carnivorous, hair-eating yellow bird

me: it’s all pretty much the same thing